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[20 Jun 2005|02:56pm]
[ mood | nomorehugsnomorehugs! ]

Dear Diary.

Flonne is at it again.
Please, please, I'll be a good demon, I'll swab the floors and make sure not to drop anymore newts.

Please, just for the love of god, don't let her go near Baal again.
I beg of you, honest! Last time she did it wasn't pretty. Nooo sirree, it wasn't pretty at all! She talks about Love and Peace and... and weird things, (though, I saw a strange man once talking about that too. He had blond hair as well! Perhaps he's Flonne's cousin? All he did was talk about love, peace, and... donuts?) which are definetly things you do not talk to Baal about! That's 4000 levels of everything Love and Peace ISN'T!

So please, diary. If you can answer wishes, please don't let this adventure flip out like the last one. I might have to find a real diary that does grant wishes if this keeps up! I think I saw one floating in space a while ago, but it had such a nasty face on it I wasn't about to go near it!

Oh, right, am I going on a tangent again?



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Exclamations are so fun! [25 Apr 2005|07:16pm]
[ mood | hyper ]

My customers are going to hate me!

See that warrior boy next to me? Him? Yes? Why can't I work well when he's around?! We got a new shipment today - it was Rosenqueen Special Day! Get 20% off all Overlord goods with your RQ Membership Card! - and I saw that he was having some trouble, so hey! I thought, "Marionette! This is your chance, show him what you're made of and win his heart." Not a bad idea for a little archer, don't you think?




Archers were not meant to carry a dozen swords at a time.
It didn't help a jar of newts broke earlier and they were still spilled on the floor. Disaster stuck, luckily I wasn't injured severely. I can't say the same for the Rosenqueen employee, I hope she feels better soon... the prince is going to kill me for the bill.

Uhm. Uhm. Uhm. What to do...

Oh! teenya saw me! I was so late to see her though, I feel so bad... I hope she is not angry with me, I honestly don't want to make any enemies. I have to work harder to become friends!

A rogue told me I should get eyeglasses so I don't snipe other characters on accident. We're on our third replay of the story already because the poor prince keeps getting turned into a prinny. Is this somehow my fault?! I would surely hope not. Its not like accidently sending someone to the doctor would... ...

Oh... wait.

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[07 Mar 2005|10:26pm]
[ mood | determined ]

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I was visiting a few kitty cat girls in Jotunheim, how do they stay warm in those freezing temperatures with nothing on?! There's barely any fur on them... - oh! Anyway, I was hoping to ask them for a few of their collar bells (they're so cute! I'm sure they'd make great merchandise ♥) when I spotted Miss Flonne! I couldn't really say anything to her, but she seemed slightly distressed; more than usual! Perhaps she encased Laharl in a bottle once again? No... no, I saw the prince this morning, he was trying to haggle his way out of an excalibur.

If you ever read this, your highness, I apologize! I can't give, even the prince, such a hefty weapon for free. It'll kill my salary! (Your paychecks barely pay for my bow strings. T_T Madam Rosenqueen would kill me if she found out.) Please forgive me, I'll work extra hard to make it up to you.

M... Moving on, there's been rumors going around about the Goddess Poitreene, eehhh... I wonder what she's like! Maybe she'll like Laharl, oh. wait. Goddesses are holy, aren't they? Unless they're EVIL goddesses who steal candy from brats and pull little girl's hair while they're not looking. Blast that Goddess! She's probably sneaking behind me right now to yank my curls!

YOU HAVEN'T FOOLED ME, GODDESS POITREENE! I'm sleeping with my bow tonight, try to lay a hand on my hair and I'll smack you with an arrow! (Pretty please? Don't move when I see you or else I'll miss and fall!)

I wonder if our team will be moving out soon. The Prince seems eager for combat as of late...

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[14 Feb 2005|06:38pm]
[ OOC Post. Sketches and piktures oh my god. ]

[ Marionette sketchesCollapse ) ]

[ We should really get together and do something, don't you think? I don't know if the moderators are planning anything, but its been awfully quietly lately. ]
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[08 Feb 2005|12:03pm]

According to the Netherworld Times, there's a new fashion statement going around for Archers... apparently, a new overlord's kingdom has redesigned how Archers look! I was so excited to hear, and when I saw the picture... :

Archer's new Design...Collapse )

Lets not talk about the hair either... I... I like mine just fine! That's so neat though! I bet it must be more mobile than these dresses we have to wear! Though, I fear if I go around the castle without a skirt on, I might worry my comrades.

Oh my! I didn't notice how late it is, I have to go back to work! The prince will not be happy if I idle!
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[28 Jan 2005|05:58pm]
Finally, a spare moment to write... since that frightful experience, I haven't been up to task with my work. Its no wonder I get scolded so much, I lose track of things at the slightest scare.

That doesn't matter though~! ♥ There's been rumors going around that the prince has been very active lately, I wonder what new orders he's going to be giving us as of late? I know there's been talk with Celestia and Earth... could he be thinking of a campaign run?! Of torturing the citizens with video games, making them eat their vegetables, or maybe even making them watch marathons upon marathons of cheesy soap operas featuring low grade actors who always seem to have perfect hair and names that rhyme with Chase?!

No, no, that would be far too cruel.


Ah, meanwhile! In other parts of the Netherworld, new recruits have been appearing for the Prince's army! More Warrior boys, humans, and angels?! Will love fall into the hearts of demons and humans alike?! Will we have to cooperate with all forces of nature, all beings of life, in order to take over the world? Find out next week on our next exciting adventures at the Netherworld!

I'll see you there!


... ... Dear Diary, my therapist told me I should stop talking to imaginary people. Should I listen to her? No? Okay.
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Ew ew ew ew. [19 Jan 2005|07:16pm]
[ mood | dirty ]

Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. EW.

Did I say ew? EW.

The Prince sent a small escort to investigate a case of missing "pets" for one of Etna's vassals. I'm here thinking, "Wow! I love hell corgis and nekomata! I'm sure it'll be a piece of cake!" Not to mention the Prince asked me to help! I was so thrilled, I would finally be able to show that I learned a lot while I was at training and I was surely NOT going to daydream or be distracted on this trip!

So hey, pets can't be troublesome.


Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I can't believe I got near that thing!
"Oh, Marionette! Go scout the boss!"
"Roger that, sir!"

Stupid, stupid, stupid!
I think I'm supposed to be coherent, but its hard. I'm going to try, I really, really am.
So there I was with our Rogue, what's-his-name. Our mission was to loot as much as we could and cause as much pain as we could. Its not like the owner couldn't put his pets back together, right? (Did I forget to mention? They're zombies.) So, our rogue was putting on his gloves to investigate what he could steal. I was keeping a watch out for the Zombie's lackeys. Sniping one here, sniping another there. Piece of cake.

I turn over to our rogue and ask him how he's doing.
Apparently, he's decided to go for the ... th... the "gold" he tells me.

"The Gold?"

Apparently, these weren't ordinary zombies.
They were armed.
Armed to the teeth.
Or... should I say, armed in the ... oh, gosh I don't think I can even say it.
They were equipped.
Well equipped.

So our rogue swipes his hand at the zombie.
What comes out?

"Lookie Marionette! I gots me a Horsies Wiener!"
Before the words even reach meaning to me, he shows me what it is.

"With one of these beauties, you'd know "Who's da man!""


Much to say, my arrow shot in the wrong direction. I think he's still recovering in the Castle's Hospital.


I'm still trying to wash the image from my mind. Until then, I'm going to go back to shop duties and use the money to pay for some Netherworldian Therapy. Agh.

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[14 Jan 2005|09:28am]
[ mood | hopeful ]

My mentor once told me, "Marionette! Writing down your thoughts will clear your mind and make you more alert. Believe me, you need it." Taking on the advice of my mentor, I've decided to try to work on keeping a journal of all my adventures and thoughts. Hopefully it will also help me jumpstart my career as a writer! I can't be an archer all of my life! ... ... c... can I?

Moving on! I met a strange knight on my way here. I hope I can make friends quickly, though I've worked hard to get to my level of archery, I was never good with having friends. Usually I would be thinking about sitting down and having a nice cup of tea when I'd accidentally let loose my arrow and send one of my comrades to the Netherworld Hospital.

It was an accident!
Yes, all 49 times!

Its hard to focus on hot sunny days or the coldest of nights. I must though, I have so many obligations. I must serve our great King Laharl and work to earn a living at the same time. Working isn't as bad as it sounds, either. Sure, our Rosenqueen boss-lady Etoile is a ruthless business woman... but when I see my coworker beside me every day, I can't help but feel kind of lucky~ ♥ Seeing him sell armor and items every day, always with a cheerful smile and always full of enthusiasm.

And... there I go again daydreaming. That sounds like a good thing to do right now~~

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OOC Post [13 Jan 2005|07:11pm]
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All posts herein are works of fiction.

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